you never know!
when someone says their eyes change colour
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY
BECAUSE CLASSICAL ALLUSIONS
For those of you who don’t know your Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of the King and Queen of Troy. Apollo tried to get in her pants by giving her the gift of prophecy and took nice guy douche-bagging to a godly level by cursing her when she turned him down.
The curse? That she would never be believed.
So all of Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy fell on deaf ears.
And in case you don’t remember, Trelawny mentions that her great-great-grandmother’s name was … you guessed it… “Cassandra”
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
Daddy, I need your strongest cummies.
You can’t handle my strongest cummies. My strongest cummies would kill a dom, let alone a little.
you have no respect for princesses. you’re a rascal, daddy
why cant i just plug myself into a charger
shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
Aries - Bossy ass bitches
Taurus - Boring couch potato
Gemini - Lying gossip
Cancer - Whiny troublemaker
Leo - Self obsessed asshole
Virgo - Hypocritical bitch
Libra - Two faced manipulator
Scorpio - Raging psychopath
Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole
Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber
Aquarius - Unemotional God complex
Pisces - Manipulative drug addict